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Saturday Night’s Alright For Commenting: 12/2/17

On a perfect week I exercise five times a week. Basketball on Monday, weights at the office Tuesday and Thursday, Yoga on Wednesday, and then Friday I’ll go to the best gym in America. The office has a workout room. Dumbbells, leg press, combo pulleys, and a Smith machine. As a tall man, the Smith machine is too short for me to squat with. Getting under the bar is like sitting in the backseat of an Acura RSX. It hurts my back and knees. Everything is fixed so I can’t move like I normally will.

But damn do I love drinking a beet juice and a cold brew and working out legs.